Had impatience not got the better of me, today would have been the launch date for Don’t Carp, Marley Tiffin. This was to coincide with the release of Morrissey’s World Peace Is None Of Your Business in the hope that I’d benefit from some hitherto-undiscovered synergy between fey northerners. As it stands, the book’s been out a week already but I didn’t want to miss out on the chance for a proper launch. So, here we are:-
Don’t Carp, Marley Tiffin. The second most important Morrissey-related release on July 2014, out now:
Incidently, anyone put off by the Morrissey connection, don’t be. Amongst other things, the book touches on Warrington, Pat Phoenix, the home-baking craze, Frodsham and fondue parties. Truly, there’s something for (almost) everyone.
This concludes the first stage of my promotional campaign. I’m not sure what I’m going to do next, but I predict it will be altogether needier and more desperate.